I recently attended a PostgreSQL Administration Course put on by the Open Technology Group in Morrisville NC. The course was excellent, covering a wide range of administrative PG tasks, and I learned lots of tricks and gotchas that I wish I knew many years ago when I first started using postgres.

Our Instructor Chander Ganesan
The course was taught by Chander Ganesan who really knew his stuff. The pace of the class was very good, and Chander took lots of time to answer all our questions. There were 12 of us in the class, spanning a wide range of occupations, industries, and geographical locations, but we all seemed to have similar experience levels in postgres which made the class go very smoothly. I of course was the only Canadian, but at least I was not the only female as is often the case for me in the programming world!
Kurt and Jacob came from the Java world in Utah, working for Smile Reminder, a software solution for reminding patients of dentists appointments. Then there were Shane and David from Minnesota who work for the Metropolitan Airports Commission, where their mandate pertains to air traffic noise levels in the community. They felt right at home at our strange little microcosm by the Raleigh/Durham airport, with airplanes zooming overhead all day (and night) long, and kept us informed as to the appropriate noise levels we should be tolerating. There was a smattering of other states represented: Massachusetts, Florida, and even someone from Fargo North Dakota. It seemed like most of us were Java Developers, but there was at least one Python Developer in the mix too.

Fellow Students (Kurt, Scott, Jacob) in front of our classroom
I’ve written another blog that covers the actual content of the course, so I thought I’d talk instead about our stay in North Carolina. Almost all of us had chosen the all-inclusive option, so the glorious Microtel Inn (with their Micro rooms) would be our home for the week. This was across from an eerily abandoned outlet mall that we endearingly referred to as “The Mall of the Dead”. We went on many dining expeditions, attempting to find culinary options other than Quiznos, Taco Bell, and the convenience store at the Mobil (which, incidentally, is where I dined my first night). The two gems that were my stomach’s saving grace were a great Indian restaurant, and Carmen’s, a really good and oddly out of place Cuban restaurant, yum!

Lunch at Carmen’s
We soon discovered that North Carolina hasn’t yet tuned in to the wonderful invention called The Sidewalk. Well, actually, it seemed more like they had heard of them but didn’t understand their true purpose. As we trudged down the side of the highway in pursuit of a phantom movie theatre and restaurant district we had heard of, we would walk on perhaps a 20 foot chunk of sidewalk that would then abruptly turn into grassy overgrown garbage-filled bushwacking, and then nothing passable where we would have to risk our lives stepping onto the highway. But then we would come to intersections and there would be another 20 foot chunk of sidewalk just on the corner, coming from nowhere, and leading to nowhere complete with TWO wheelchair ramps. We wouldn’t want all those wheelchair users having to jump down the curb after 4×4ing through the bush now would we? We would want them to safely roll into the highway traffic instead!

Sidewalk to Nowhere

Wheelchair Accessible Sidewalk
On this particular adventure we were misinformed by Google maps as to the real location of the movie theatre, for when we arrived at a gas station 2 miles later (that according to Google maps was actually a movie theatre), we were informed by the friendly man at the counter that the movie theatre was still another 4 miles. Incidentally, before you trust Google’s directions, make sure your address isn’t truncated in the results. In this case, reversing the to and from addresses produced the correct results, but without reversing one address got truncated. Shame on you Google! We gave up on the movie and headed back, suburban bushwacking our way back to the hotel. The next night we got a little smarter and actually took a cab to a movie theatre, where all the guys saw 300, and I saw Black Snake Moan. Here I was, clear across the nation (in a different nation for that matter), and it was very 2Paths-like: all the guys wanting to see a movie all about death and killing, and me being the odd woman out!
Well, the course came to an end on Friday, just as a big storm hit the northeastern states. This of course interfered with a lot of flights, and one unfortunate classmate was informed he wouldn’t be flying out until Sunday. I crossed my fingers and hoped for the best, but no luck. My first flight to Chicago was quite delayed so my connecting flight to Vancouver left without me. That meant a motel in Chicago without my bag and a flight back home in the morning, which is where I sit right now, writing this.
It’s too bad - I would have loved to check out part of North Carolina, and also Chicago, but my only impression of these places is from my experience staying in motels near the airport, which doesn’t really reflect the true culture of the areas. At least, I’m assuming it doesn’t!
I’d totally recommend a class with the Open Technology Group. Perhaps in the future we could arrange to get Chander out to Vancouver. We have lots of sidewalks here!